my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
- I will not raise my children in a world where McDonalds do not have a Delivery service
(Source: salma)
Does anyone else think it is fucking stupid that our future is primarily based on how we perform in the teenage years in which our minds and common sense are equivalent to the musical talent of artists such as nickelback
Who even invented life because I have only been alive for a short time and can already tell they fucked up






